guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: pepprstark)

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itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

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yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(Source: maryjblige)

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georgias-peach:

PMS level: I cried because we ran out of printer paper

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